Our cricket players

sorry sir very sorry but I was looking at the scores and they are not performing well so let me start with the opener wasim jaffer his scores have been 4, 6, 13, 23, 12, 51, 86, 0, 7, 1, 53, 0, 5, 81, 100, 31, 17, 11, 10, 1, 212, 43, 60, 54, 1, 1, 9, 4, and now 26 is he a batsman or what he scores heavily in ranji trophy and he did well in west indies also but then what has happened to him now is he afraid of nel and ntini but he is mumbaikar and he should take advise from sachin tendulkar and dilip vengsarkar others also like ravi shastri and gavaskar are there so he should improve now.

Who will become challenger to Anand ?

sorry sir very sorry but they are fighting with each other both toplo and karmnik they want to become world champion it is topsy turvy match who will win I cannot say but where is Anand he is best world champion in whole world how they can become world champion like that without playing anand now karmnik is always going to bathroom is he a chess player then what is he doing there toplo is suspicious so they keep fighting now they are level 4-4 so let us see who wins after that let them play with anand then we will see

where is our friend Pluto ?

sorry sir very sorry but where is our friend pluto he is there or not now some people are saying he has been dropped but how can they drop him like that they are saying he was not able to dominate his neighbourhood so they dropped him but this is bad now tomorrow they will say let us drop the earth just look at manmohan singh he cannot control natwar singh he cannot dominate look at george bush he cannot control oil prices he cannot dominate so let us drop the earth sorry sir very sorry but we are more than six billion people if they drop the earth just like that where we all will go we cannot settle on mars it must be very cold and we cannot go to venus also it must be very hot there also we cannot just hang out there in space and go round and round the sun like the earth used to do it must be very tiring what we will do I am worried can you imagine more than six billion people plus so many other animals like cows cats dogs and elephants everybody going round and round the sun without any planet to support them it is so funny but it is also very scary

Anand wins Mainz yet again !

sorry sir very sorry but Anand has done it yet again !

Judit Polgar vs Vishy Anand

[Event "Rapid Match"]
[Site "Mainz GER"]
[Date "2003.08.14"]
[Round "1"]
[White "Polgar,Ju"]
[Black "Anand,V"]
[Result "1-0"]
[WhiteElo "2718"]
[BlackElo "2774"]
[EventDate "2003.08.14"]
[ECO "B90"]

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 d6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 Nf6 5. Nc3 a6 6. Be3 e5 7. Nb3 Be6 8.f3 Nbd7 9. g4 Nb6 10. g5 Nh5 11. Qd2 Rc8 12. O-O-O Be7 13. Bd3 g6 14. h4O-O 15. Kb1 f6 16. gxf6 Rxf6 17. Qf2 Nd7 18. Nd5 Bxd5 19. exd5 Rf7 20. Nd2Ndf6 21. c4 Ng4 22. Qg1 Nxe3 23. Qxe3 Bxh4 24. Ne4 Nf4 25. Rxh4 Ng2 26. Qh6Nxh4 27. Ng5 Nxf3 28. Nxf7 Qf6 29. Qh3 Rf8 30. Nh6+ Kh8 31. Qd7 e4 32. Be2Qg7 33. Qxd6 Qxh6 34. Qe7 Qg7 35. Qxe4 Ne5 36. c5 a5 37. Bb5 g5 38. d6 Qg639. Qxg6 hxg6 40. Re1 Nf7 41. Be8 Kg7 42. Bxf7 Rxf7 43. Rd1 Rf8 44. Kc2 Rc845. Kd3 Kf6 46. Kc4 Ke6 47. Kb5 Kd7 48. Re1 Re8 49. Rxe8 1-0

Ramvakh

Chess game

sorry sir very sorry but here is an interesting correspondence game played by Paul Keres in 1935.
1.g4 d5 2.Bg2 Bxg4 3.c4 c6 4.cxd5 Nf6 5.Nc3 [ 5.Qb3] 5...e5 [ 5...e6; 5...g6; 5...Nxd5; 5...Qd7; 5...Bd7] 6.dxe6 Bxe6 7.d4 Nbd7 [ 7...Nd5] 8.e4 Nb6 [ 8...Bb4] 9.Nge2 Qd7 10.Bg5 Be7 11.0-0 Bh3 [ 11...0-0] 12.Bxh3 Qxh3 13.Nf4 Qg4+ [ 13...Qd7] 14.Qxg4 Nxg4 15.Bxe7 Kxe7 16.Rfd1 Rhd8 [ 16...Rad8] 17.a4 a5 [ 17...g5] 18.Rab1 Rd7 19.b4 Rad8 [ 19...Nc4] 20.h3 Nf6 21.bxa5 Nc4 22.e5 Ne8 23.Rb4 Nxa5 24.d5 cxd5? [ 24...g5; 24...Kf8] 25.Ncxd5+ Kf8 26.e6 Re7 27.Re1 Rxd5 28.Nxd5 Rxe6 29.Rxe6 fxe6 30.Rf4+ [ 30.Rf4+ Nf6 31.Nxf6 gxf6 32.Rxf6+ Ke7 33.Rh6] 1-0